Holy Meth Teeth!

Moneyries is now the second Google image search result for Meth Teeth! Wahoooooo! This is the biggest news since i wrote about owning pepsi! I can now check meth teeth off my list of phrases to take over on this here internet. What's next......

Trapped in an Elevator (with Diarrhea)

An awesome spoof of last week's viral sensation Trapped in an Elevator. Man I love spoofs. This one's by Holy Taco.

2 Gingers 1 Bread or Gingerbread Kama Sutra

A recipe site called Porn Bread has cooking recipe's for making things like Penis Pretzels, Viagra cupcakes, and Gingerbread Kama Sutra cookies. I don't know if this is Safe For Work or not...I guess it depends where you're employed. Finally, the internet has the ultimate resource for sexy baking!

The penis's of course are recommended that they are served with mustard, while the Double D Boob Buns are topped off with a nipple of Cinnamon Sugar. My girlfriend made me a pair of Penis Cakes for my birthday, made from Penis cake pans from Babeland in the Lower East Side, and those were undoubtedly awesome. So, here you go Ang, a whole new slew of sexy recipes to get your hands on! (they are also called erotic recipes)



Head over to PORNBREAD for these recipes and more!

Subway Poster Remix Grafitti

Some pictures have been surfacing throughout the past couple weeks of an awesome subway billboard remix graffiti artist's work. This last round was sent to And I Am Not Lying, and includes some great social commentary from the power of "Woman" to "Iran=Nam", to my personal favorite, the big pink slippers from the Tylenol ad mashed up with the "That's the career track of a New York City Correction Officer." He/She's been working off of the L train, but I bet these images are from all over the city. NYC cops are lazy, we all knew that, and now it's spelled out in our subways.



ANDIAMNOTLYING

Ghost Bike [video]

When a dirt bike racer takes a spill, his bike somehow gets back up and flies across the track, through a wall, and into the unsuspecting crowd.

read more | digg story

The Real Restaurants of Liberty City

Adam Kuban at Ed Levine's New York Eats did a little in-game research and came up with a few real NYC versions of restaraunt locations in Grand Theft Auto's Liberty City. Among them- The Bohemian Beer Garden, the Pepsi Cola sign, and the 69th Street Diner. On second thought, there's really no correlation b/t any of these and GTA, other than the Bohemian Beer Garden....Good try though.

Ed Levine Eats

New Legless Lizard Discovered

Ooh! Ooh! Big announcement today from Live Science...they found a lizard with no legs! A new species!

I hate to be a lizard-hater, and I know their scientists and all, and that lizards are totally different, but i mean, didn't they just find a snake? Even the descriptions sound a hell-of-a-lot like a snake...

"The absence of legs and the sharply pointed snout help the lizard move over the surface layer of sandy soil in Brazil."

Totally a snake.

In the rest of the article, they also claim to have found a mini-woodpecker and some horned toad in these heavy grasslands covering 20% of Brazil.

LIVESCIENCE - New Legless Lizard Discovered

Guitar Hero 3 Embeddable Widget!!!

With my office is disbelief over the conflicting Guitar Hero \ Rock Band inter-agency tournaments, the timing is seemingly perfect for Activision to release a Guitar Hero 3 embeddable widget….and they sent it out with an exclusive at Wired’s Game|Life. It’s actually kind of hard, and not nearly as satisfying as real life fake guitar playing, but still, this version of fake real life fake guitar playing deserves at least a thumbs up. The songs are: “Cult of Personality” by Living Colour, “School’s Out” by Alice Cooper, and “Metal Heavy Lady” by Lions. Enjoy!

"The widget, played with the keyboard, contains three different songs: "Cult of Personality" by Living Colour, "School's Out" by Alice Cooper, and "Metal Heavy Lady" by Lions. Each is set at only one difficulty level: Easy, Medium, and Hard, respectively."

GAME|LIFE

Waiting for GTA4

While I'm waiting for my copy of GTA4 to arrive on my desk, Gawker's asking for some gameplay footage of Niko beating up hipsters.

"If you're taking the day off to explore Liberty City, Grand Theft Auto's revamped version of New York, keep us in mind. We're looking for Gawker-worthy gameplay from the videogame—a clip of Niko beating up an annoying hipster would work, for instance. Send to tips@gawker.com."

To that, if anybody has any moneyries-worthy gameplay of someone beating up Nick Denton, send it to moneyries. ;)

GAWKER

A Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape

Now that Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan are trying to keep their noses clean, the folks in the porn industry have turned to the legends. Last week an anonymous bidder bought a never-before-seen Marlyn Monroe sex tape, and now there's news that one foxy lady was recording her love romp with the guitar master, and the tape might be released soon.

"A Los Angeles porn company is planning to release a film supposedly showing guitar legend Jimi Hendrix having sex with two women, according to a report in the New York Times on Tuesday.Some who knew Hendrix, who died of a drug overdose in 1970 at the age of 27, disagree. Kathy Etchingham, one of his girlfriends from the 1960s, says the man in the film couldn’t be Hendrix. “He would never have allowed anyone to see that,” she told the Times. “In private he was very shy and would cover up.” "

FOX

Screw You, Lars Ulrich

From WIRED today, Metallica is now considering a NIN/Radiohead-style approach to releasing their next album, meaning on the internet...and free. This is a complete turn around from the Napster-killers that Metallica were 8 years ago, when Lars "personally delivered a massive printout of the names of people who had been sharing Metallica songs on Napster to the company's headquarters."

Screw you, Lars Ulrich. The internet doesn't want you. Seats taken.

WIRED - Metallica Considering Radiohead-style release

GTA and Matthew McConaughey

Oh my crapsticks, it's rainy and cold, but I get GTA4 tomorrow! Read this article by the NYTimes to get excited for me.

And then, I love family guy, and although I missed it last night, Gawker has a very funny clip of Stewie blasting Matthew McConaughey.

Now, get back to work!

The Only Married News Team

I Own Pepsi

Lookey here! If you Google Image Search "Pepsi", your ol' pal $ries is the first hit!

Note: Pepsi execs, i'll delete the image, and the Google search results will be yours once again, for a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew. Small price.


GOOGLE

NYC Paranormal Investigation Group

With all the ghost hubbub around a paranormal social network, and A&E's Paranormal State, it's about time we got New York City on the ghostwagon. Some enthusiasts are starting up a Paranormal Investigation Group, and they've put out a call-to-arms for some founding members. Sign me up!

"Have you ever wondered whether the paranormal realm exists?
Have you ever wanted to pursue the truth through science and psychical ability? Then become a founding member of a new NYC paranormal investigation group!"

Yes, yes, OK!

Their prospects for the future include a website, a forum, and "the possibility of low-budget, television show-esque filming if that is the direction the group would like to go. The sky is the limit."

Nice pun. I get it. To that, I'll say the only direction this group could go is up, up, up!

CRAIGSLIST - Founding Members wanted for NYC Paranormal Investigation Group

or, just sign up by emailing here.

Pixel Street Art

Gotta love pixelized street art. This was spotted in the East Village and posted to Flickr.

NICKGRAY via GAWKER

Funny Senior Prank

nice work kids.

How to tell when the justice system is f*cked

Today in the news:

Wesley Snipes was sentenced to 3 years in prison for willfully failing to file tax returns, while three cops who together fired 50 bullets into 23 year old Sean Bell, on his wedding day, are walking free. Neither Wesley nor Sean Bell were armed.

NYTIMES - Wesley Snipes Gets 3 Years for Not Filing Tax Returns

"Mr. Snipes, who apologized for his actions before the sentence was announced, showed no immediate reaction to the verdict."

MSNBC - 3 NYPD detectives acquitted in groom slaying

"As word of the verdict spread, many outside the courthouse began crying and yelled "No!" Some briefly jostled with police officers."

Japanese Site

I don't know why, but I recommend this site. It's crazy pink with Japanese writing, which I can't read. I'm just going with my instincts on this one.

CLICK HERE

How could i not buy this shirt?

CNN

Hillary Clinton Breathes Fire

In an article about Clinton and Obama being utterly exhausted at this point in their grueling 15-month primary, Andrew Breitbart suddenly reveals that Hillary survives on a diet of hot peppers.

"For her part, Clinton is a veteran of her husband's back-to-back White House races and is keenly aware of the toll it takes on body and spirit. She, too, takes short naps on her plane and eats a steady diet of hot peppers, which she believes has helped her stave off illness. But she says she's getting very little exercise."

BREITBART

Trapped in an Elevator

Nicholas White got trapped in the elevator at his company offices in New York City for over 48 hours. It was all caught on security camera. Prepare to get anxiety.



NEW YORKER

Lochness Subway Monster

Joshua Allen Harris created a polar bear monster last month, and now here we have a Lochness Monster on 21st street. It's made out of grocery bags and inflates whenever the subways roar underneath.



GOTHAMIST

New Girl Talk Album due this summer

image via makinations on flickr

Girl Talk, who laments the title DJ but manages to mix hundreds of samples together in one dance-your-face-off party track, is putting the finishing touches on his next album, Wild Peace IV: Feed the Animals, Raise the Dead. It's been nearly two years since he stole my heart and mind with Night Ripper, and I had the joy of catching him on tour while spending the ski season in Utah. That show was great - 200 people crammed in a small club in Salt Lake City, surrounding Gregg Gills (aka Girl Talk) on the dance floor as he crouched over his pair of beat-up, beer-soaked lap tops.

"While Night Ripper's irony-laden compound of around 300 samples was a dream party record for the Ritalin set, Gillis says he didn't intend to force-feed listeners a pop-culture concentrate: "That wasn't on my mind at all," Gillis said to Earplug. "I just wanted to make a fun, really crazy, interesting record, and I wanted to make it challenging." Wild Peace IV will be "the most accessible record I've done," said Gillis. "There are bigger chunks of songs used. It's really dense like my other albums, [but] it feels like more of a traditional album — as opposed to focusing on jumping around as quickly as possible." "

When the new album comes out, be prepared to out-recommend your friends because I'll bet my blogposts it'll be in the iPods of every kid in Brooklyn come August.

EARPLUG, via SUCHMANN

And here's a pretty neat Girl Talk fan video of Bounce That, created by a professor and his students at Concordia University:

A huge night for $ries

Goodness Gracious toneight's going to give me a heart attack.

First, there's the Pennsylvania primary in which Clinton stands win, but the question is by how much. If not so much, then let's hope she drops out. Stay tuned to DRUDGE for results.






Second, the Flyers have all-but thrown away there lead in the first round of the playoffs verse the Caps. Here's a little video to give you some commentary, and I'll be watching that tonight too.





Third, at 11pm, I'm going to see the Tim & Eric Awesome Show - Great Job tonight!!!!! That's just plain awesome.

Obamavant-garde (The Best Political Ad Ever Created)

This one's by Sean Downey, and is another entry in the Obama in 30 Seconds Moveon.org competition. I think all political ads need to stop now and just embrace Sean Downey's extraordinary ability to create pure gold. Baaaaaa-rack!

His explanation: "The truth. The rise of a new day. The correct way of doing things. A resemblance in structure between animals, plants, or languages. Universal spirituality. All knowing. Omnipresent. Abstract growth and potential in a "know we are being lied to" culture."

His spectacular video:
[edit: i had to take it out b/c it auto-starts when moneyries loads]


OBAMAIN30SECONDS

"Spell Change" - People spell Obama in Union Square

Kris Schackman's Spell Change video [link] is an entry in MoveOn.org's Obama in 30 Seconds contest. I was planning on participating in this video, but the whole 6 am thing on a Sunday didn't quite fit into my schedule...

Regardless, what came out of their effort is pretty cool.


CLICK HERE TO WATCH VIDEO

"On April 13th almost 200 people came together to Spell Obama in Union Square New York City.

This project was filmed for entry into Moveon.org’s competition Obama In 30 Seconds.

The winner of this competition will have their ad aired on National TV and receive $20, 000 in equipment .

If this video wins the competition, the filmmakers will use the $20, 000 equipment prize to donate video cameras and editing equipment to a public school in Brooklyn."

FACEBOOK

Barack Obama on the Daily Show

Barack Obama went on the Daily Show last night to "explain how the stresses and pressures of a presidential campaign prepare one for holding political office". He also injected his voice of hope into common phrases like "I'm calling to ask if you're happy with your cell phone service". Watch the clip here:



DAILYSHOW

And, if you live in Pennsylvania, your primary is today so GO VOTE! Follow this link for Pennsylvania polling locations.

LOLSurgery: Removing Deodorant From a Dude's Butt (video NSFW)

Ever wonder what the Operating Room is like after they knock you out for surgery to remove a 3-inch can of Axe body spray from your ass? (no, i doubt it's Axe, but wouldn't that be great...) Thanks to some shady doctors in the Philippines, here's your sneak peak.



The back story:

"A video posted on the internet showing Philippine doctors laughing while removing an object from a patient may lead to charges against the surgeons and cost them their medical licenses, officials said Wednesday.

The nearly 3-minute video of a noisy operating room shows doctors and nurses laughing, giggling and cheering.

At one point, a hand appears with a cell phone camera taking a close-up picture of the surgery.

As a doctor gingerly pulls out the 6-inch long canister from the male patient's rectum, someone shouts, "Baby out!" amid loud cheers.

The doctor then removes the canister cap and sprays the contents toward the crowd of nurses and doctors viewing the procedure.

The video has angered the unidentified patient who plans to press charges, his lawyer Guiller Ceniza said Wednesday."

BOINGBOING

Ecoblock: The God Particle

From guest-blogger, ecoblock.

A recent article in National Geographic has made me wonder about what path human existence is taking. We have put some much stress on this world its at its breaking point. We blunder natural resources, rip apart the earth, pollute the seas and even burn gas at such an astronomical rate that its amazing we can still see the blue sky. Many scientists are putting their foot down and trying with all their might to research sustainable technology and ways to help further our world in a clean and earth-friendly way. But much like for every good person theres a bad person, the same holds true for scientist.

By no means am I calling physicist based out of the French/Switzerland border devilish or scary, but they are on the brink. I understand that the way of modern day science is to find every possible answer out there, but The God Particle? Is this truly necessary? I guess were sick of slowly destroying the earth and mine as well just blow the whole damn thing up in one foul swoop. If your not religious (which I'm not) then many of you believe the earth was started with what scientist have coined the Big Bang. Pretty much in Lehman's term, this god particle is what we and everything (including the air we breath, the beef we eat, and the bacon on frying pan) came from (I don't mean to offend you if you believe in the bible and the 7-days and that whole deal). To what I took out of this God Particle (even if they try to quench my anxiety) is that if it goes wrong, shit, were fucking done.

Again as I mentioned last week, I am a realistic environmentalist. I don't mind cutting some trees down cause I like wood products. I would never give up beef because of the way its treated. I like hamburgers. I do cut back on driving, car pool, turn my lights off, support sustainable energy, use sustainable energy, buy organic when I can, speak out about gas companies and their ways of profit, and without a doubt support scientist in their ways to figure/solve our many problems. But is this God Particle really necessary? Who cares! What will we get it out of it besides possible extinction of the planet and lives we live?

This may have been a ramble but as I always, I like to keep one informed about whats going on out there on every day basis.

NATIONALGEOGRAPHIC

Shuttle Train Butt Love

From Subwaycrush.com, inspired by one man's love of a woman's butt, while riding the Shuttle train b/t Times Square and Grand Central:

"I would like to play golf with your butt,
With my club I will putt.
I would like to eat with your butt,
Lets go to Pizza Hut.

SUBWAYCRUSH

Silent Rave is "the dumbest event of the year". Now, move on!

Brooklynvegan linked to some images of friday's douche-fest at union square, but the real gold comes in his comments. Also, from the same comment thread, we learn what an "Indie beard" is. But seriously folks, next time an exchange student comes over from London and tries to make everyone "rave" just say no people. Ok?

"Wow, that guy with messanger bag, ipod, untucked shirt is just sooooooooooooo cool, I mean really cool."

"So so so so lame. I cruised through, got embarrassed and left. Some things are meant to stay European."

"walking through union square felt like bonnaroo.
it sucked."

"LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"OMG, how counter-culture!!"

"Unfortunately, most of the crowd weren't actually "party people" (no surprise there...what actual party kid would go to this, especially in broad open daylight, since you basically can't do drugs), so you had a hodge podge of young trashy kids (and not in a sexy way), curious onlookers and photographers."

"i figured it would have been kind of enjoyable once i was drunk but nope. still kind of a waste of time."

"Let's just declare this the dumbest event of the year and move on."

And, the "indie beard" discussion:

"fact: most comments on brooklynvegan posts who support this kind of retarded bullshit and say that those who don't are "cranky 29 year olds" are in fact 21-25-year-old hipster and hipsterettes who think that dressing up in "quirky" clothes, growing an "indie beard" and "rocking out" to any and all flash-in-the-pan musical artists makes them something. fact: you are not. You're a dime a dozen. Now go lay out on the southwest corner of McCarren Park and do your best to look cool and get attention since, ya know, mommy and daddy never did."

"i couldn't care either way, but what the hell is an "indie beard"?
did Lincoln have an "indie beard"? how about George Harrison circa 1970? is that an "indie beard" too? i bet Monet has the ultimate "indie beard". when are people gonna stop using such extremely nonsense terms? "indie beard" - are you fucking kidding me?
be ashamed of yourself."

An "Indie Beard" is when you have a beard as well, but you still want to reserve the right to call other people with beards "Indie"

BROOKLYNVEGAN

Between Two Ferns - Episode 2

Between Two Ferns, with Zach Galifianakis, is a spanking new internet talk show that really cuts to the issues and helps address and expose modern age problems in a traditional mindset. Sponsored by Bananas. I love Zach G.

I also can't tell if Jimmy Kimmel is getting had.

Verizon Surveillance in New York City

Verizon is watching you, and they'll throw you in jail for taking their cone! This was spotted in SoHo, on King St. in between Hudson and Varick today on my lunch break.

I heard about ISPs watching your traffic, but their traffic cones? With cameras? Come on... Just the fact that it looks like it was written by a 6 year old reaffirms my joy in switching to AT&T. I bet they at least write in cursive! I mean for real, they use a freaking ampersand in their name. Screw you Verizon. I touched your cone.

Apartment hunting in Hipsterville

I've been looking for apartments all along the L train, in Bushwick, these past few weeks, as I'm moving out of my loft apartment on McKibbin St., off the Morgan L. It's been called a "hipster landmark", which makes us sick, although there are some massive parties complete with hipster war-fare on most Saturday nights. That being said, it's disgusting the way some of the brokers & Realtors will describe the areas between the Morgan stop and the Halsey stop. They'll say "gentrification friendly" anyway they can, from "building is full of young, urban professionals" to "very safe bushwick" to "building is full of artists". Finally, someone has posted a great rant to the sleaze-ball hipster fishing that these realty companies are executing on Craigslist. From it, learn how apartment hunting is in "Hipsterville, USA":

"1) First of all, the flashy titles exclaiming that this is a "TRUE ARTIST LOFT" may work on wannabe-bohemian hipsters, but the less pretentious of us know that in reality this "artist loft" you speak of is probably an over-priced cardboard box outside of Beacon's Closet.

2) East Williamsburg? Oh, you mean West Bushwick? Even worse is when it's just posted as "Williamsburg" when the address is Jefferson St. or something. I'm not hating on Bushwick or anything - but come on. Obviously Ms. Obscure-Music-Listening-Gal will realize this place ain't in Williamsburg when she steps off of the L and she's NOT surrounded by inordinate amounts of white kids in tight black pants and flannel shirts. Why waste everyone's time?

3) Jacked up prices. One day the entire borough of Brooklyn will be bulldozed, high-rised and bending over backwards to cater to tourists and yuppies. Until that horrifying day, THIS IS NOT MANHATTAN! I know this is the landlord's deal, not the real estate agent's fault, but jeez louise. $2700 for a studio!? It'd be a better deal to sell my soul in exchange for rent (which actually doesn't sound too crazy. This is New York, after all..).

4) It seems like every apartment listed now takes this marketing "strategy" no matter what neighborhood. Oh wow, the building has "creative types"? It's a 40 minute walk to the L train? Well, I'm sold! Not.

I don't want to be misconstrued. I love Brooklyn. I do appreciate the underground arts/music scene. It WOULD be cool to live in a renovated factory. But kids, this isn't "Rent." Brooklyn is not the new East Village or Lower East Side. Don't pay ridiculous rents for neighborhoods you know aren't great. Be nice to your neighbors, and support local businesses. Gentrification sucks, usually there's nothing anyone can do about it - but don't be a pretentious conforming hipster prick. Take pride in whatever neighborhood you live in, don't just look at it in terms of the new "scene" you hope will crop up there.

Oh, and Seth "the Williamsburg expert" who posts incessantly on craigslist, your font is too big and bright. It makes my eyes hurt. NO NEED TO TYPE LIKE THIS!! OKAY!!

Happy huntin'."

CRAIGSLIST

Obama puts "Political Distractions" on notice, on Colbert Report last night

Barack's clip: Barack on Colbert

Hillary's clip was less than clever. Watch that one here: Hillary on Colbert

Silent Rave tonight in Union Square

Grab yer ipod and head out to Union Square for a "silent rave", set to start at 6:17pm on the dot! Music's not synched, this isn't improv everywhere, nor is it the abercrombie dance party, this is just some kid from across the pond trying to get people dancing in the streets. Meet by the Washington statue, and spread out from there. Dress appropriately, clean up your shit, and "just have a bloody good time".

View the facebook event here: SILENT RAVE

"The basic premise is thousands of people turn up in a public place, plug in their own ipods, listen to their own music and dance and rave for hours! The prospect of raving like you really don't care about what other people think, with thousands of fellow dancers, is a bloody brilliant one I think you'll agree! THE OFFICIAL START TIME TO THE SILENT RAVE IS 6:17PM, NO RAVING BEFORE THIS TIME! IGNORE WHAT THE FACEBOOK TIME SAYS (it doesn't let you put minutes like 17 in.) I will be underneath the big statue of Washington, and people shoulod congregate on that front area. SPREAD OUT ACROSS THE PARK ONCE THAT GETS TOO FULL, people need room to rave! There is never an official end time for Silent Raves, its just whenever you're done that it ends. Facebook requires an end time which is why I put one in."

Who's going? Send me some pictures!!

via BROOKLYNVEGAN

Mo' Sirius Mo' Problems

I love consumers who take that extra step to really expose corporate negligence, and i especially love it when they are rewarded for it. All this guy wanted was some goddamn sticky tape to keep his Sirius radio from slipping off his car's dashboard. All it took was constant phone calls, with no luck, until he finally e-mailed Sirius execs, the BBB, and a number of gadget blogs. In the end, he was rewarded with the replacement tape and 3 months free service.

From his letter:

"...As someone who regularly makes technology recommendations to friends and family, your response or lack thereof may impact whether or not I recommend Sirius satellite radio to them in the future, let alone maintain my subscription. Some of them CC'd on this email, in addition to popular consumer product and technology publications..."

Power to you!

Read more: CONSUMERIST

Movie Spoiler T-Shirt

Threadless continues to rock, this time with a movie spoiler t-shirt by artist Oliver Moss. With exclamations like, "neo is the one" (the matrix), "luke's father" (star wars), and "tyler durden isn't real" (fight club), this t-shirt allows it's wearer to walk around and ruin every awesome movie without saying a word.

Get it at THREADLESS.

From POPPEDCULTURE via LOOK AT THIS

Gchat's down - WTF google?

How am I supposed to talk to my fuhwends? Thank Gawd for Gawker or I would've thought it was just me!

GAWKER

Jerry Lewis Goat

"When this goat gets hungry he talks and his voice sounds like Jerry Lewis on a roller coaster."-Break.com

Wildly popular "Iron Man" Trailer to be made into feature length film

Since nearly all the traffic coming into Moneyries over the past couple weeks have been for Googlers searching for "Iron man Soundtrack" from a post I did a while back on the Iron man trailer, I found this video to be both pertinent and hilarious.


Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film

THEONION

New York woman goes on anti-hubby Youtube Rampage

"Tricia Walsh-Smith can be watched on YouTube lashing out at her husband, Broadway executive Philip Smith, in a teary and furious clip that has been viewed more than 150,000 times. Local 6 reported that lawyers can't think of another case like Smith's and are calling it a "scary, new step."During the video, Walsh-Smith goes through their wedding album on camera, accuses her husband of trying to evict her out of their apartment, and even makes embarrassing claims about their intimate life."

From what I read in NY's Metro this morning, she also found condoms, lube, and porno mags and called her husband's secretary to ask him about them....he said "no comment". I haven't even watched this video yet, but figured its worth posting because just the sheer idea of some furious wife taking to this whole "youtube" thing to expose her husband will prove to be a priceless piece of youtube history, and one that is SURE to have a number of imitations and follow-ups. Cue the divorce by Youtube era! Is this sad, or awesome? I can't decide...

LOCAL6

Call Girls at a nursing home

"When a male resident at Kildegaarden nursing home in Denmark made an indecent sexual proposal to a member of the staff, the home's director, Inger Marie Kristensen, told a nurse to telephone for a prostitute."

Call Girls at Nursing Home Fuel Debate in Denmark

Liberty City Gun Club video

Awesome GTAIV trailer. If you want an honest reason why, today, I decided to buy an Xbox360, well, this game is it. Liquor. Guns & Fun.

You Don't Need It Anti-Advertising Stickers

Steve Lambert, who runs the Anti-Advertising Agency site, is giving away these "you don't need it stickers" to paste all over the ads of your city. If you send a self-addressed envelope to:

Steve Lambert/Anti-Advertising Agency
c/o Eyebeam OpenLab
540 W.21st ST.
New York, NY 10011

He'll send 5 of the stickers straight to you, so you can start reminding people they don't have to consume everything they see. If you'd prefer to print and paste them yourself, he also provides an EPS file of the sticker. He'll even provide a spanish version!

"Based on the popularity of the Packard Jennings and the Anti-Advertising Agency’s Bus Stop Bench project we had some stickers made. They are easy to carry around town and by placing the stickers onto advertising (or other objects) the ad is detourned, often in humorous and interesting ways."

Click over to his site, Anti-Advertising Agency, to see some photos from the field.

AM General Corp Will Safely Get Your Kid To Soccer Practice

This week's guest blogger, Ecoblock.

Sitting in Indiana at one of my beautiful job sites in the middle of no where, I suddenly heard a choo choo. As any man living in a boys body would do, I got excited for an approaching train. As i saw the train approaching, it dawned on me that this was not any ordinary train. For approximately 5 to 7 minutes, train car after train car blew by me with military issued Hum-Vees. As any environmentalist/reasonable person would do, I sat there for 5 to 7 minutes giving my middle finger. FU H2 (however these appeared to be H1s).

If you have seen the movie Red Dawn with the amazing Patrick Swayze, you may understand what I'm saying, when a shiver ran through my body. Suddenly in the middle of Indiana it appeared to me that we were preparing for an all out defensive positioning against the Russians who were ready to invade. Train car after train car of machines made to transport, kill, and destroy. As much as I love where I live, and not so much what I do, it truly is a crazy place. God Bless America and the billions of dollars we like to spend on defense and and the all mighty M998 HUMMWV (pronouncned Hummer or Hum-Vee or Gas Guzzler) and most of god bless AM General Corp of South Bend, Indiana for selling these to the housewives of America cause you never know when your going to need an armored military issued vehicle when driving your child to soccer practice.

Participate in an Obama ad for Moveon in Union Square this Sunday

Image via WikipediaHere's yet another chance to be a part of history. If you're in NYC this weekend and feel like waking up reeeeheheeally early, then head over to Union Square by 7:30am to be a part of Moveon's new Obama ad. Oh! And support your local Whole Foods, as Union Square's Whole Foods is cool with Moveon shooting on the roof.

OBAMA EVENT DETAILS:

When: 7:30AM Sunday, April 13th, 2008
Where: Union Square South (NYC)
What: An Obama ad for Moveon.org

What to expect: Upon arriving you will be handed a flyer with a release and a letter on it: O, B,
A#1, M, or A#2. This will tell you where to stand.

We want this to look like it happens organically. Once we establish everyones place, we will ask
you to scatter. You will have 10 seconds to return to your letter.

We will only have 30 minutes to rehearse and 30 minutes to film. We have to be out of the park at
8:30AM.

Please be on time and please listen to Diego (The guy with the megaphone).

We have all been inspired and motivated to do this by Barack Obama and hope you join us to make
this possible.

Thank you!!!

The Spell Obama in Union Square Team


Please contact:

spellobamaunionsquare@gmail.com

or

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=24702717920

New Ironman / Hulk trailer from Apple, in HD!

The first 30 seconds of this clip are pulled from Apple's new exclusive clip from Ironman, featuring Mr. Tony Stark's first flight test. Then clip then goes into a behind the scenes featurette about the new Hulk movie with Edward Norton and Liv Tyler. These two movies, along with The Dark Knight, will pretty make up our trio of summer blockbusters. Enjoy "New IRON MAN Clip "Flight Test" / Hulk Featurette TRUE-HD":



YOUTUBE
APPLE TRAILERS

Montana Meth Ads w/ extremely long list of Meth Slang

Holy Meth teeth, now these are some effective anti-drug ads. Put together by the Montana Meth Project, with collaborative help by director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu (Babel, 21 Grams), these PSA's are creepy, terrifying, dirty, yet extremely effective at keeping me away from the Blue Belly.


View the ads here: Montana Meth Project (Video Ads)

And now, an extremely long list of hilarious slang words for Methamphetamine, some with editorial commentary, courtesy of KCI, the anti-meth site:

20/20 ("Clear Vision" Hawaii)
222 (Chiacgo)
Agua
Albino Poo
Alffy
All Tweakend Long
Anny
Anything Going On
the attenborough (London; 11/29/07)
Bache Knock
Bache Rock
Bag Chasers
Baggers
Barney Dope
Batak (Philippine Street Name)
Bato
Bato-(Philippine Steet Name)
Batu Kilat (Malaysia, it means shining rocks)
Batu or Batunas (Hawaii)
Batuwhore
Beegokes
Bianca
Bikerdope
Billy, Or Whizz, (Britain - after a cartoon character in a kids comic called Billy Whizz who seemed to be always on the stuff!)
Bitch
Biznack
Blanco
Blizzard
Blue Acid
Blue Funk, (Southwest Area of SD Ca.)
Bomb
Booger
Boorit-Cebuano (Filipino Street Name)
Boo-Yah! (Southwest Area of SD Ca.)
Bottles (Used in New Zealand 7/31/07)
Brian Ed
Buff Stick
Bugger Sugar
Buggs
Bumps
Buzzard Dust
Caca
Candy
Cankinstien
CC
Chach
ChaChaCha
Chalk
Chalk Dust
Chank
Cheebah
Cheese
Chicken Flippin
Chikin or Chicken
Chingadera
Chittle
Chizel
Chiznad
Choad
Chunkylove (Missouri)
Clavo
Clean out the chimney (Used in New Zealand 7/31/07)
Coco
Coffee
Cookies
CR (California Central Valley)
Crack Whore
Crank Is "Walk" & Coke Is "Talk."
Crankster Gansters
Cri,Cri (Mexican Border in Southwest Arizona)
Criddle
Cringe
Critty
Crizzy
Crothch Dope
Crow
Crunk
Crypto
Crystal Meth
Crystalight
Cube
Debbie, Tina, And Crissy
Devil Dust
Devils Dandruff
Devils Drug
Dingles
Dirt
Dirty
Dizzy D
Dizzle (Missouri)
Dizzo (Missouri)
D-Monic Or D
Do Da
Doody
Doo-My-Lau(H.B.)
Dope
Drano
Dummy Dust
Dyno
Epimethrine
Epod
Eraser Dust
Ethyl-M
Evil Yellow
Fatch (Mexican Border In The Southwest Arizona Area)
Fedrin
Fil-Layed
Fizz Wizz
G (short for Glass or Go-fast)
Gab
Gackle-a Fackle-a
Gak
Gas
Gear Or Get Geared Up
Gemini
Gina or "I want to talk to Gina tonight" (Calif; 11/18/07)
Glass
Go
Go Fast
Go-ey
Go-Go
Go-Go Juice
Gonzales (Like the cartoon "Speedy")
Goop
Got Anything
Grit
Gumption
Gyp
Haiwaiian Salt
Hank
High Speed Chicken Feed
High Riders (Used in New Zealand 7/31/07)
Highthen
Hillbilly Crack
Hippy Crack
Holy Smoke (Hong Kong)
Homework (This is because homework is generally done on paper which had lines)
Hoo
Horse Mumpy (Tampa, Florida)
Hydro
Hypes
Ibski
Ice
Ice Cream
Icee
Ish
Izice
Jab
Jasmine
Jenny Crank Program, (jenny crank diet) (Seattle, WA 11/4/07)
Jetfuel
Jib
Jib Nugget
Jibb Tech Warrier
Jinga
Juddha
Juice
Junk (San Diego)
Kibble
Killer
KooLAID
Kryptonite
Lamer
Laundry Detergent
Lemon Drop
Life
Lily
Linda
Lost Weekend (Bay Area SF)
Love
Low
Lucille
M Man
Magic
Meth
Meth Monsters
Methaine
Methandfriend
Methandfriendsofmine
Methanfelony
Methatrim
Methmood
Method
Moon Juice (Missouri)
Motivation in a bag (cleve or Columbus, Ohio; (11/19/07)
Nazi Dope
Ned
Newday
Night Train (11/7/07)
No Doze
Nose Candy
On A Good One
(New Zealand)'place where meth is made is a "P lab"
Patsie
Peaking
Peanut Butter
Peel Dope
Phazers
Phets
Philopon (East Asia)
Pieta
Pink
Poison
Poop
Poop'd Out
Poor Man's Coccaine (Philippines)
Pootananny
Powder
Powder Monkeys
Powder Point
Project Propellant
Puddle
Pump (Bay Area SF)
Quarter Tee Bag
Q'd
Quick (Canada)
Quill
Rachet Jaw
Rails
Rails
Rank
Redneck Heroin (Atlanta)
Richie Rich
Rip
Rock
Rock
Rocket Fuel
Rocky Mountain High
Rosebud
Rudy's
Rumdumb
Running Pizo
Sack
Sam's Sniff
Sarahs
Satan Dust
Scante (Hispanic Population in Southern California)
Scap
Schlep Rock
Scooby Snax
Scud
Scwadge
Shab
Sha-Bang
Shabs (San Francisco)
Shabu
Shamers
Shards
Shit
Shia (Missouri)
Shiznack, Shiznac, Sciznac or Shiznastica
Shiznittlebang
Shiznit
Shiznitty
Shizzo
Shnizzie Snort
Shwack
Skeech
Sketch
Ski
Skitz
Sky Rocks
Sliggers
smack
Smiley Smile
Smurf Dope
Smzl
Snaps
Sniff
Snow, Motivation (Colorado Springs, CO)
Space Food
Spaceman
Spagack
Sparacked
Sparked
Sparkle
Speed Racer
Spin, Spin, Spin
Spinack
Spindarella
Spinney Boo
Spinning
Spishak
Spook
Sprack
Sprizzlefracked
Sprung (Mississippi)
Spun Ducky Woo
Squawk
Stallar
Sto-Pid
Styels
Sugar
Suger
Sweetness
Swerve
Syabu (pronounced "shabu" - SE Asia)
Ta'doww (Southwest Area of SD Ca.)
Talkie
Tasmanian Devil
Tenner
The New Prozac
The White House
Tical
TIK (1/27/08 - South Africa)
T. D. - for - Tink Dust (as in: ''Tinkerbell", from Disney)
Talkie
Tina Or Teena
Tish - Shit Backwards (C.V. Calif. area)
Tobats
Toots
Torqued
Trippin Trip
Truck Stop Special
Tubbytoast
Tutu (Hawaii)
Twack
Twacked Out
Tweak
Tweedle Doo
Tweek (A Methamphetamine-Like Substance)
Tweezwasabi
Twiz
Twizacked
Ugly Dust
Vanilla Pheromones
Wake
Way
We We We
Whacked
White Bitch
White Ink
White Junk
White Lady
White Pony (Ridin' the White Pony)
White
Who-Ha
Work: I think that came about from it being my dealers "work" (1/22/08 Arlington, TX)
Wigg
Xaing
Yaaba (Thailand)
YAMA (Pattaya, Phuket, Ko Samui And Bangkok)
Yammer Bammer
Yank
Yankee
Yay
Yead Out
Yellow Barn
Zingin
Zip
Zoiks
Zoom

KCI METH
BUZZFEED
MONTANA METH PROJECT

Goohoo!

Yahoo is said to be linking up with Google to boost their advertising efforts online...

"Another shot has been fired in the bitter battle between Microsoft and Yahoo .The Internet company plans to announce Wednesday afternoon that it will begin a test advertising partnership with Google, people briefed on the plan told DealBook. In the experiment, expected to last for two weeks and applying only to users in the United States, Yahoo will display Google-provided ads alongside its own search results, these people said."

I can't think of a better word for a merge than Goohoo! Yahgle doesn't flow quite as nicely, and sounds more like the end of a coughing fit than anything else.

NYTIMES

Two Reasons why the U.S. Military never should have used Agent Orange in Vietnam

1.

" Nguyen Xuan Minh, age 6, rests in his bed at the "Peace Village" of Tu Du hospital in Ho Chi Minh City, May 25, 2007. According to hospital staff, the boy is suffering from physical deformities suspected to have been caused by his parents' exposure to dioxin in the chemical defoliant Agent Orange. (David Guttenfelder/AP Photo)"

2.

"Five-year-old girl Tran Huynh Thuong Sinh, who was born without eyes in the Binh Dinh province of Vietnam, is fed breakfast by a nurse at the "Peace Village" center at Tu Du hospital in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, May 25, 2007. Officials at the hospital suspect that the dioxin in Agent Orange blocks the receptors in a developing fetus, preventing the hormones that would normally instruct the cells to form eyes from doing so. (David Guttenfelder/AP Photo)"

To view these and more, head over to ABC News' horrifying Agent Orange slide show.