Great, world, now look what you've done. He brushes his teeth with whiskey and can't quite let go of the past. Photographer Paul Armstrong does a good job depicting our fallen superhero in a summer of high gas prices, oil exploration, and an ever-sickening world.
And I Am Not Lying wonders:
Maybe he’s doing some freelance work here and there, protecting freedom from home part-time or something… ’cause this is pretty much what my days looked like when I was freelancing last summer.
He just has cooler pajamas that he stays in until 2pm when he realizes that he needs to go buy milk if he’s gonna make macaroni and cheese.