I told you yesterday. I told you that Vice Magazine sucks. But you still went to the party. Apparently it sucked. People waited in line for hours, as expected, and hated every minute of it. Thankfully, Gawker found some choice-full words from Brooklyn Vegan commenters trashing the party, its security, and how stupid the Santos Party House is. I think the best thing we can do to screw over Vice at this point is pledge to boycott the following products for sponsoring such a shitty party.
Boycott: Nokia N Series (iPhones are better)
Boycott: Colt 45 (seriously, this won't be too hard. try Old English, it's much snappier)
Boycott: Vice Magazine (just read the internet)
Boycott: Santos Party House
Don't boycott: Moneyries
