Unicorn Deer Spotted in Italy

I saw a news item that a real-life unicorn (deer) has been spotted in a nature preserve somewhere in Italy, presumably where the rainbow hits earth and everybody has money. How awesome is that!? It's cleverly named "Unicorn", and was born in captivity. This leads me to question the language of the press release, stating that the deer was "found". Of course, like all modern medical marvels, its a deer with a weird birth defect where a horn is missing, and the one that is there has migrated to the center of its head.

I went looking for more pictures of unicorns on the internet, and found the above, and when I went to the site, found this beautiful poem accompanying it:

Unicorns have horns.

Unicorns are usually white.

I've never seen a unicorn that wasn't white.

Unicorns are racist.

It's a fact.

Beautifully stated. So not only today did I learn that there's a fucked up deer with one horn somewhere, but that unicorns are racist because they're white. And that's a fact. Here she is:

AP