In an polite attempt at saving money on donuts and in-store signage, a Safeway bakery in Oakland, CA kindly reminds its customers that a dozen is indeed twelve. This is not to be confused with a "baker's dozen", or even 14, as it once read.
"...this Safeway in Oakland, CA. reduced their "dozen" from 14 to 12, reader Leonard discovered. We would have preferred a new sign or no sign at all. The "14" crossed out with a Sharpie simply mocks us."So remember folks...at Safeway, a dozen is 12.