The Onion BBQ

Walking to the subway this morning in Brooklyn I was excited to see a refreshed stack of The Onion. But then, heartbreak set in when I went to grab my copy, only to dip my fingers deep into a pool of BBQ sauce.

Somebody had sabotaged The Onion! Why?!

I can't think of any rival satire paper out there that would deem this a necessary attack, so it must be a disgruntled delivery boy or righteous TV anchors. I love the idea of a rogue gang of Bill O'Reilly, Anderson Cooper, and Wolf Blitzer roving the streets armed with BBQ sauce on a quest to end fake news.

This disaster happened at the corner of Metropolitan and Graham. Onion staff, please refresh!