Another reason why Vice Magazine sucks balls

There's a party tonight for Vice Magazine's Mexican issue or something like that at the Santos Party House. For the fools who RSVP'd (like me, why else would I have gotten this email), the party planners kindly sent out this "heads up", warning of long lines, a crowded house, and the chance of not getting in at all. Just another piece in the pie of Vice sucking total balls.

Here's the friendly e-mail:

Hi there,

Thanks for RSVPing for tonight's VICE LIVE festivities at Santos Party House (and while we're doling out gratitude, thanks to our friends at Nokia NSeries for making it all possible).

This email is to confirm that we received your RSVP, and to give you a little rundown on how things will unfold tonight.

A LOT of people are planning on heading to Santos, which means the club will be packed to the gills, and many, many, many folks on the list will NOT be getting in. Including you, maybe.

Don't get us wrong, we want you there. But expect to wait in line, possibly for a long time, and there's a chance you might not get in at all. If you're one of those people who gets bummed out about such things, don't worry. There will be plenty of VICE parties this summer for you to attend.

Now you know the situation. Thanks for listening. See you tonight?

xoxo,
VICE

PS: Please do not reply to this email, no one will read it.

Source?: My mudda cranking Gmail.