A hairy-chested 61 year old man is "frightened and embarrassed" that he was ticketed for wearing a Speedo at a Florida beach. Apparently, nobody ever complained until some "bully deputy" came along and ticketed the old man.
"It frightens me and embarrasses me to go public with it. But by the same token, I don't know what else to do," Hezzelwood told The Naples News. "I'm a civilian out here who’s been picked on by a little bully deputy and that’s wrong. It’s just wrong."Thanks to the duly reporting at the Local 6 news team, the article comes complete with a photo slide show titled "Hezzlewood In Speedo".
Update: Wait, wait, wait...it gets better. Naples news reports the summons read: “Exposed scrotum, never return to Bonita Beach Main Access.” There's also a feud tracing back to 2005 between Speedo Bob and the dep. Turns out, the cop doesn't like the way ol' Bob wears the Speedo, and has warned him twice. Bob explains, “I have occasionally rolled the top of the Speedo so that the (straps) are a little narrow,” Hezzelwood explained. But he insists there’s nothing X-rated about it: “I’m an old, retired fart who likes sitting on the beach. I was a little embarrassed.”
Ewwwwwwwww. Exposed Scrotum!? Mark this one in the "Do Not Want" category. Whatever though, he's old, he likes noodle floaties, and he just don't give a damn if nut#1 and nut#2 get a little sun.
A better picture: