Women sits on boyfriend's toilet seat for 2 years

From MSNBC today comes a story about a woman who sat no a toilet seat for so long, that her skin actually had managed to grow around it. When I was a kid, I used to sit on the toilet for a while and kinda lean over, so that my elbow would make red indents on my knee caps. This would always freak me out, as I'd usually pass it off as a problem with the actual sitting and shitting process. But yea, this story is a lot more f'd up.

"Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.

Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital."

They also went on to add that they had to pry the seat of with a f'n crowbar, and that she was totally disoriented when authorities finally arrived, telling them she was OK, didn't need help, and quite frankly didn't want to leave. She was semi-clothed, with her pants down to her mid-thigh.

I can't help but wonder how the heck this thing started. At which point did she sit down with no intent to ever get back up, and imagine that the last time you pulled your pants up was over two years ago. Crazy, crazy people.

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