...so read the headline from the wires a few hours ago, as Dolly Parton herself explained, "Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems".
This sounds like a headline from The Onion, but it's not. Besides, they already wrote about her waaay back in 2001 with Gay Man Really Respects Dolly Parton For All She's Been Through.
Nope, this is from Reuters. Dolly was set to perform at Radio City Music hall on Friday, March 7th, but now all 8 of New York City's country fans will have to stay home and watch the boob tube that Friday night.
"The tour was due to begin on February 28 in Minneapolis, two days after the release of "Backwoods Barbie," her first album of mainstream country music in 17 years. She hopes to hit the road in late April.
Parton, also famous for her big voice, big wigs and big smile, has long joked about her famous bust. When she received a songwriters award in New York last year, she noted that she's been known for two things throughout her career.
"I'm talking about my music and my lyrics," she said."
If you still want to buy tickets, here's the dumb link.