Confessions of a Drunkorexic

Drunkorexia - The process of restricting food calories so one can drink more and not gain weight from alcohol consumption.

I'm half drunkorexic, half binge eater while drunk, which leaves me in a very troubled place somewhere between drunk, fat, and lazy. You see, last night I got fairly inebriated on rum & cokes at the Deep Focus holiday party, then while rummaging around my pockets for keys to the apartment, I managed to buy out the Life Cafe delivery guy waiting outside. My score: For $20 I got six chicken fingers with mustardish dipping sauce, a handful of Jalapeño poppers, an awesomely hot dish of Mac & Cheese, and some plastic forks, napkins, and spoons. So, I binged. Then drank another rather large $1 tall-boy of Hi-Life.

I am $Ries, and I am a Drunkorexic.

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