I'm here live at my apartment. My girlfriend, my roommates, and a few friends are sitting around us. We are drinking pabst and my girlfriend has a Red Bull/40. In case you're not aware, red bull/40s are the new hotness, and have been for a few years now. They were invented 3 years ago in Syracuse, NY. Oh, I am reminded to remind you that baby bibs are the shit. Oh, someone is playing "Smell Yo' Dick". My other roommate just said, "This isn't really live blogging, because it's not streaming". Well, between you and me, screw him!